Tuesday, January 20, 2004
//top 10 reasons to date a MECHANICAL engineer:
oh yes, i came up with this one boring day at work...
10. We understand the kinematics of moving bodies.
9. We know why objects undergo gyration.
8. We can move fluids using pumping motion and convert heat using reciprocating motion.
7. We invented the screw.
6. We recognize clearances and adhere to tolerances when it comes to fits and measures.
5. While a diamond is a woman's best friend, to us it's just an element.
4. Brinell hardness test. =D
3. We do not just play with fire. We USE fire.
2. We know how to look for the critical points.
1. We never make anything move without lubrication.
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10. We understand the kinematics of moving bodies.
9. We know why objects undergo gyration.
8. We can move fluids using pumping motion and convert heat using reciprocating motion.
7. We invented the screw.
6. We recognize clearances and adhere to tolerances when it comes to fits and measures.
5. While a diamond is a woman's best friend, to us it's just an element.
4. Brinell hardness test. =D
3. We do not just play with fire. We USE fire.
2. We know how to look for the critical points.
1. We never make anything move without lubrication.
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